To the gentlemen who pulled up at that red light next to me…. yes, me emphatically rapping along to ‘Super Bass’ by Nicki Minaj is possibly one of the most visually awkward and totally white things that has ever happened. But just imagine how majestic that scene is with a bit of volume. Seriously. It’s….magical. I think you’d particularly enjoy the part where I refuse to use the n-word, and instead say ‘ninja’ per Mike’s suggestion. Or perhaps you’d prefer the part(s) where I trip over all the words.
That’s ok, though. Laugh all you want. I had a dream last night that I saved both cats from drowning and even performed CPR on one of them, so…yeah. I’m sort of a hero. I’ll rap all I want.